About SPTTC September 7, 2008
Straight Punch to the Crotch plays synth-folk-pop music. Our line-up includes a flame-throwing keytar, an accordion, guitars, tenor banjo, bass, flute, a mannequin named Buddy Crotch who has sound synthesizers strapped to his acupressure points, drums, and the Helmetron 3000 ™. We strap our hearts to our sleeves, put our fingers to the music, and ask that you echo our love with nods and rhythmic swings of the pelvis.
We are Baby Crotch (aka Lolly Crotch, Gene Osborn); Bella Crotch (aka Cinnamon Toast Crotch, Marita Delgado); Husky Crotch (aka Daddy Crotch, Billy Hunt); Circe Straight (aka Kathy Compton); Iron Crotch (aka Zach Snider); Crotchety Crotch (aka Tristan Puckett); Wonder Crotch (aka Aly Buchanan); Cap’n Crotch (aka Jessica); Crotch Rocket (aka Katie Gambale); and Buddy Crotch (aka the mannequin).