Straight Punch to the Crtoch opens for the Kings of Belmont! The newly renovated Jeffeson Theather is ready to go and will host a ton of great shows in the coming months. We’re excited to play with The Kings of Belmont and to bring our music to this historic stage. Don’t miss this amazing show!!!
Kick off your HALLOWEEN weekend on Friday the 30th with Charlottesville’s #1 “Gotta see” Band! CENTRIC will also be joining us! Wear your costume and bring your party for a ROCKIN’ good time!
Friday, October 30, 2009 at 10:00pm
Club R2 (Rapture), Downtown Mall
Last seen at The Box show, Friday night. If anyone has information as to her whereabouts, contact Mr. Tristan Puckett!
CHARLOTTESVILLE, Virginia — “JOURNEY! JOURNEY!” Her shrill shrieks reverberated throughout The Box. Pleading desperately with Rocket and Cap’n, she vehemently requested an 80s hairband cover. “These are all original songs,” Cap’n retorted, nostrils flatring. The tension grew when she turned to Rocket — “Do you guys do ANY covers?” Big mistake. How could she be so reckless? “NO!” Rocket did everything she could to keep from whipping out her nun-chucks. Thankfully, Mr. Puckett sensed the impending disaster and heroically started the set. But it was far from over.
Disappearing into the crowd, we mistakenly thought she had fled through the night. But she was just waiting to strike our crotches again. Before we knew it, she had returned. But this time she was wearing a Straight Punch shirt! Where had she acquired this treasure? Surely she knew she couldn’t get away with such tom-foolery. This is where Iron Crotch stepped in. “Cool shirt!” His friendly pass was met with an angry scowl. She had no time for Zach — she wanted to get to Rocket’s crotch. Eyes full of passion, she cried “I love Crotch Rocket!” As she made her way to the front, she realized she was too late. Rocket and Cap’n had already escaped. For now…
THE CRAZIES WILL LET YOU KNOW!
Hey sweeties,
We are opening at Repunzel’s Coffeehouse in Lovingston for Trees on Fire this Saturday night. Come check it out. Show starts at 8pm.
Love,
Straight Punch to the Crotch
Friends,
Straight Punch to the Crotch is playing tonight at the Charlottesville Lady Arm Wrestlers (CLAW) reunion, The Thrilla in C-Villa. Proceeds benefit Light House Studios. This show is going to be massive, and unlike previous CLAW shows, Straight Punch to the Crotch is playing a full set after the event. Anyone interested incoming should show up promptly at 8, or even before. At previous CLAWs, there was a line around the block to get in.
To give you a sense of the cacophony, here is the trilogy of Thrilla in C-Villa commercials.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZbp5vuRjbg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgY8Q0vcu8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgryvuW-jno
Straight Punch to the Crotch is proud to present the worldwide release of our brand new music video, When Animals Attack. Produced and Directed by Gabe Deloach from Folk Hero Films and Straight Punch to the Crotch. Special thanks to Bree Luck, Darryl Smith, and William Powhatan Hunt IV. We hope you enjoy watching it as much as we did making it.
Straight Punch is #2 in an action packed lineup tomorrow night at the world famous Outback Lodge. The night begins with an energetic economics modeling session presented by Adam Smith and the Invisible Hand. We at Straigh Punch to the Crotch will be following with a set of all your favorite Irish drinking songs. Then we will have a positive vote from the Brooklyn NY crew known as Yeasayer! and I know we are all looking forward to that!
Yea!
Aly Buchanan blew our minds at rehearsal last week. We’re really excited to perform with her at our upcoming show. Check her out with the band on Friday, April 24th at the Is Venue.
Finally, at long last, the love between Sarah White and Straight Punch to the Crotch will be consummated. Get ready for rock history, as two Charlottesville super-groups come together, to make a memory. . . .
